Of Maddie Birthday Part 2.

hello public

here are some fotos of maddie's birthday outing. its really a lot of fun and its nice to meet up with people that you havent met up with for quite a while. thanks to maddie, jeff, love, smeeli and doraemon for a wonderful time.



















after the steamboat at marina we 240-ed to great world city to have ben & jerry ice cream. kettle was working there and we all went to say hi. 240-ed home later.







saw a superman memorabilia store in greatworldcity. the only thing missing are super tight red briefs.









today at work me and my colleague debated smthing really intriguing. it's like smthing i've always pondered and wondered about.

is winnie the pooh a guy or a gal?

it has always baffled me because on screen, this yellow bear has a rather manly voice. so why in mary magdalene's name is it called winnie? most of the winnies i know are 100% female. well, i cant really ensure they're 100% confirm plus chop females becuase i havent had the pleasure of checking, but my guts tell me they are.

have u also noticed that the pooh bear only wears a mid riff top. there dont seem to be anything dangling between his legs either.

also, my colleague pointed out that winnie's good fren piglet too is a guy. then why on jupiter does it wear a pink horizontal stripe swimming costume. doest he know it makes him look fat? horizontal stripes are such a no-no.

after much contemplation. we came to an agreement that winnie has some issues. and so does piglet.

winnie the pooh and piglet are both tranvestites.

there! case solved.



toodles.

Of Life, Work & Childhood Memories.

hello public

a thousand apologies for a terrible delay in entries. my grandparents stayed over for a few days a few days ago and they took over my room. thats means i'm totally barred from using my com.

ooo. i remember smthing. its damn funny!!!!

my grandmother pressed the on/off button on my computer monitor in my rom. she actually thought it was a tv. LOL!!!!!!! damn freaking funny. but then i love my grandparesnt to bits. cause they dote on me and they cook yummy food. ooooooooooooh!!!!

remember: alilovesyouifyoulovehimtoo!

oh yah. anyways, i'm like freaking sleep deprived right now. i only managed less than 4hrs of sleep last night cause my family only returned home from my aunt's open house ard 3am. the food was heavenly and cholestrol filled. and the hours of bingo and connect 4 really made me one happy child.

u see, as a child i was deprived of board games and card games. why? cause who am i gonna play it with? my imaginary siblings?? all my toys, were like toy cars, handheld games (gameboy) and those battery operated miniature cars that kids can ride on, u know, its those u pay $1.50 or smthing to ride for half an hour ard ur the small area, they're like usually located in the neighbourhood town areas(central). well, the only thing was i owned one of those. it was fun, i used to ride them ard the house. i only wished they went faster.

once, i played monopoly with my cousins at my grandma's house during family gathering. i loved it so much, i begged my mum to get me one. she told me that i wont have anybody to play with. but i kept on insisting. and she finally relented alas. so when i finally got it, i set it up in my room and played a four person game. just that all person was me. lol. after a while i got bored of playing with myself and chucked the whole thing in the store room.

anyways, wad i'm trying to say here is that it was really fun to play social games last night. i like the whole idea of interaction. its funner.

oh yah. i'll resume updates proper as soon as i can. today slept for 4 hours and woke up to attend my workplace anniversary. i work in silvercity in yishun and its the first silvercity in singapore. and today marks its 14yr anniversary. there was a little speech, buffet, cake cutting and the premiere of a fucking hilarious comedy starring Robin Williams called RV. u guys should watch it when it's out in the cinemas for u commonfolks. lol. its damn funny.

anyways, the ceremony was at 9am. ended ard 12. went for lunch and started work at 1 which ended ard 10pm. and now, i'm home, sleep deprived and tmr i have to work at 12pm. gotta need serious sleep. i was partially stoning at work. shh!!!

hahaha. okay u guys, love ya, miss ya and appreciate ya. till next time.

toodles.

Of Maddie Birthday Part 1

hello public

before i forget,

i wanna wish Ms Madeleine Loh Min Shang aka maddie, a happy 20th birthday. may you be blessed with wisdom, health and happiness.

i love you bitch

your slut,
ali joe




hohoho..


anyways,

to celebrate maddie's arrival on planet earth, a few of us decided to have a gathering. since everyone else was working, decided to meet up with my bf, jeff earlier in the day to get maddie's presents and cake.

maddie loves food and its obvious. she loves especially those percy pigs from marks n spencers(mns). so we decided to get her a mns food hamper. haha. then we actually wanted to wrap it up into a hamper but we couldnt find a box big enuff to fit all the stuff. so we decided to get a nice paper bag to put everything in. found this nice one that reminded me of a bag that maddie carries that always scratches me cause it has sharp ends. haha. perfect. and bought a nice ribbon to add a little shazz ma tazz to it. haha. ribbons always makes presents look like presents mah. haha. and then we found this nice embroidered card which is so lovely and we had to get it. haha.





here's jeff with the bag and the food in it. the ribbons not atach cause none of us knew how to tie a nice one. hehe.


what??
i know my bf is girl. bet u didnt know i'm lesbian!

LOL..
hahahahaha.












here are the contents of the bag. dun u think the card is cute?? haha.





photo courtesy of maddie's livejournal.








then we went to this really yummy cake shop at taka basement called rive gauche. i love the cakes there cause they look and taste yummy. so we bought the mango cake for maddie. and we found out later that it was absolutely scrumptious.

but thats another entry.

its getting late and i'm kinda tired. furthermore, i haven receive the rest of the fotos from the other people yet, namely, love(she ask me to call her dat) and smeeli. so if u guys are reading this, i'm still waiting for the fotos k. send to me when u see me online.

alrighty, part 2 will come soon. more fotos n everything. till then, toodles!

Of The Cathay

hello public

as you all might have read, i work in a place called silvercity. i love it there although the pay is peanuts. i've yet to acquire the need for proper finance as i still do receive financing from mummy and daddy. so for now, work is all about having fun while doing something productive.

the people there are really great. all very friendly and really fun to crap with. but i found out smthing recently, smthing that really intrigues me. most of them are camera shy!!!

i dun understand how people can be camera shy. i've been bringing my camera around lately since its gonna be my last month before i escape to the lush resort of Tekongville. everytime i wanna take foto with someone, its like squeezing milk from a dried up cow's udder. everyone jus shy away like i have BO or smthing. and i dont think i have.








B, W and S are my colleagues while J is one of our managers.








so anyways, a few of us decided to pay a visit to the newly opened The Cathay. its located somewhere ard a 5 minutes walk from dhoby ghaut station. the place looks really good. we decided to catch a foreign film titled Paradise now. its a multi award winning foreign film.











the show is in arabic about the palestine & israel crisis. its about how palastineans feel very controlled and opressed by the brutal sanctions that israel and their army put upon them. then its like the only way palastinean feel that they can evoke a change or so smthing is by doing suicide bombings. its a veeeeeery good show. its those thought provoking type and i love it that once in a while i get to use my brain to watch a movie.


















so after the show, we walked to plaza singapura and sat around at macdonalds. and thats when i decided to camwhore once again.


















it was getting late and most shops at plaza sing was closing so we decided to go home.

thats it for now. toodles.

Of A Dinosaur Sighting

hello public

its been a while since i've met an effervescent classmate of mine, maddie. and so when she called me out for a walkabout in town, i readily agreed without any hesitation. an of course, i never miss out an opportunity to camwhore. lol.

we met up in town and i was craving for a bit of sushi. paid a visit to sakae. shopped till we were dead tired. and had dinner.


















oh public, i've discovered a new dinosaur. it devours everything in sight. BEWARE!!!

















toodles