Saturday, October 29, 2005


just uploaded the pic for my yesterday's birthday outing. so here they are.

the company was fantabulous.

and the presents rocked.

i love my life.


Friday, October 28, 2005


HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

specially for tonight, i'm gonna blog bout the day itself. this is like a rare footage cause recently i've been blogging bout late entries. so yeah. here goes.

oh fuck. smthing's wrong and i cant upload all the fotos.

but still, i wanna blog bout this. so this will be a photoless entry.

met up with sheryl and jiafang earlier and we decided on a place to eat. so we walked around and decided on yuki yaki. its this place thats like seoul garden but has a steamboat, a sushi conveyor belt and self made ice cream too. its really cool. located at cineleisure. charlene and cecilia joined us later. so we just ate and ate and ate.

then they passed me my presents. i got 5 presents. each representing each of us. and also not forgeting a card.

in sheryl's case, i got a heart shape mrs fields cookie with the letters TLLM in blue sugar icing on it.

in jiafang's case, i got a stuffed toy. but its super cute and funny. so i like it. its from ty beanie babies. its called nutty. and no suprise, its a squirrel. a cute squirrel like jiafang. there's this tag attached to it that says ...

'i spend my days running 'round
both in the trees and on the ground
i chase my frens and they chase me
that is wad makes us most happy!'


in cecilia's case, they got me pink hello kitty marshmellows filled with strawberry jam. i love marshmellows. and cecilia is like a giant pink strawberry hello kitty mascot although she denies her love affair with all things pink.

in charlene's case, they got me a nivea deodarant. cause jf say i stink. i do? well, i dont get the logic on this part of the present. but still i like it.

and finally, to represent me. they bought me a super sized condom. its so huge that i can put my fist in and still have space. but hey, action speaks louder than words. well, yeah. its true. hahaha.

and yeah theres a card too with stuff that i dont like omited. i hate when ppl buy a nice card and just write happy birthday and best wishes. like might as well get a card with a writen little smthing in it and jus sign it. but these lovely girls filled the entire card with paragraphs.i love it.

i love the presents alot. but i love my frens more. i love them too much that i feel sad cause this will be our last semester in sch. we wont see each other as much as before. but hey, as long as we have each other in our hearts and fond memories to treasure, nobody will be forgotten by anybody. and also we should meet up at leaast once a month. gosh. too mushy already. better stop.

alright. it was great fun. i enjoyed my 19th birthday.


Tuesday, October 25, 2005

i deleted the most un-used section in this blog. the tag board.

response for my blog has been low. so well, i'm not gonna blog so much anymore.

however if u still do wish to leave a comment on my blog, jus go to the end of the entry where u see..

# alijohari blogged on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 12:48:00 AM. Thank You.

jus click on the # higlighted in red above and it brings u to the comment page.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

hey ants,

how are y'all doin?
to those who are having sch holidays, lets have fun and enjoy it while it last.
to those who are schooling, look at the bright side, at least u get to meet up with your frens. and its not as boring as sitting at home doing nothing.
to those who are working. work hard and do well for the economy. but dont forget to take 'soupy snack' breaks.
to those who are in ns. well, train hard to protect the nation. and i will be joining u guys next year. bleah.

today's date is the 22nd of october 2005. that leaves 6 more days to a very special occasion.

what, you may ask?

22 + 6= 28october

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its my birthday u dukoo dummies!!! that's a hershey kisses cake by the way. yummy *hint*

and i know from personal experiences that it's quite frustrating to look for a present for a friend's birthday present. it's like what to get and what not to get? will he like it? well, cast all your worries aside. i'm gonna help you solve this problem of what to get for my birthday.

firstly, no photo frames. i detest photo frames. i dun use photo frames. all the frames i've received are collecting dust somewhere in my cabinet.

secondly, i believe that every present should be accompanied by a card. it doesnt have to be an expensive one from hallmark. i'd even prefer it if u made it yourself from simple card paper. and of course, when you've gotten the card please dont write stuff like 'best wishes' or 'may all your dreams come true'. i find them corny and redundant. there's only two reasons why someone writes such a thing on a card. firstly, they cant be bothered to think of smthing to write(having no idea what to write is a lousy excuse. god gave us a brain for smthing) and secondly, they are pressured for time. as in they jus bought the card 5minutes ago which they took 1 minute to choose. all this little little factors shows how much effort the person/people put in for the present.

thirdly, tops(tshirts) and bottoms are a big no-no. this is because first, you cant assume the right size for a person. different shops have different cutting for their clothes. also, you cant assume that it'll fit by asking a fren whom you think is of the same built to try it on. second, when you're out buying a t-shirt, you are most likely to purchase what u like rather than what the recepient likes. this means that what u'll buy may not be what the person likes. other factors affecting would be quality, material-wise(some people dont wear certain materials) and color(some people dont wear certain colors, ie, white). however there is an exclusion clause here. if earlier on the person has hinted or shown interest in a piece then its okay to get it.

fourthly, a planner. its those kind of book that has dates where u can plan your week. of course also u have to consider the size of the planner. it musnt be too big that its heavy or too small that its hard to write. its all about practicality.

fithly, no stuffed toys. that is jus way gross. especially for a guy and especially especially for a guy who's nineteen.

sixthly, no money allowed. the only people allowed to give money would be family members. giving money means you cant be bothered to put in effort and expect the recipient to buy his own present. that is wrong. however, vouchers are fine. it shows u've given a thought for the present but you're literally clueless on what to get, but knows that the recepient would like smthing from that place the voucher is derived. vouchers to avoid would be supermarket and popular bookshop. unless of course the recepient is your aunty. and when you're giving vouchers, do accompany it with something 'warm' as vouchers are 'cold' objects. warm stuff would be a simple present like a card, cookies, etc.

seventhly, essential oils or scented candles are fine. choices of scent would be vanilla, strawberry or mint.

eighthly, toileteries are fine. toiletries here does not mean pantene, colgate or dettol. i'd give blatant hints here. shower gel from body shop in papaya, strawberry or satsuma. shower gel also from l'occitane in vanilla. oatmeal body scub from the natural source. body lotion in vanilla scent only. eau de toilette from hugo boss energise. mint lip balm with vitamin E from donno where. hairstyling clay from Lucido L. please dun buy anything thats not stated here. it'll just be a waste of your money.

ninethly, dun get me a thumb drive. my home computer cant use one.

tenthly, acessories are fine. accerssories here would mean caps from flash and splash. wristbands would be nice. no wristbands from rastafari please. i prefer my wristbands simple. socks are ok too. just make sure they're cotton and either black or grey. canvas belts in bright colours ie, red. nokia 6610i cover in anything but blue or pink.

eleventhly, no treating me to food of any kind unless of course it a birthday cake.

twelvethly, no cds or vcds unless i hinted that i want the specific one. dvds are strictly not allowed cause i have no dvd player.

thirteenthly, the sims 2. please.

well i think that should be it. any questions you can sms me or jus write it in the tagboard. orites, i got to go off already. take care y'all and have fun.


Wednesday, October 19, 2005

heys ants,

firstly, many thanks to everyone that wished me good luck for the results today. i really really really needed that. so results was to be out at 8.30am today online. so i woke up at 9 to check it. the server was really slow. and guess wad time did i only managed to view the the login page? 9.45am. gosh. and so, i logged in and everything went well. i passed. =) i was really on tenterhooks waiting for the results to be out. i feared my financial management paper the most. i left 3 questions blank cause my mind jus went blank at that point of time. well, i got a subsidiary pass which means that i failed but the teachers like my face so they gave me a pass. yippie doodles.

hmm. as for now, lets take the time machine back saturday, 10 september 2005.

i had a study grant presentation ceremony to attend at my father's club. it was at ourtam or smthing so me and my family jus took a cab there.

the ceremony happened. i got the cheque. attended the reception buffet. went home.

that was it. in short. didnt take many photos so i'll jus post one here.

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my family at the club.

lets get back into the time machine and go to wednesday, 21 september 2005.


Happy Birthday to my Unicorn, Tuesday

=)life has always been great when you were ard.


Happy Belated Birthday Cecilia (20sept2005)

now, dun u dare deny the fact that u're a pink fanatic. u're bad is pink, ur watch is pink, ur clothes are a lot of pink. and amidst everything pink that u like like hello kitty to strawberry pocky, they're all cute jus like you. stay happy and cecilia always!!

so the five of us, sheryl, jiafang, cecilia, charlene and yours truly went to jurong point to celebrate cecilia's birthday after the much dreaded finacial paper.

we jus sat around and chilled. had lunch and all. during lunch we(sheryl, charlene and me) decided to sneak away to buy a cake for her. we gave the excuse that we were going to buy drinks. yah right.

so what do you get for someone who loves pink.

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a pink strawberry cake of course!!!

well i dont seem to have a lot of fotos for this. i think my camera died on me on that day.

so later we went to the arcade cause we had nowhere else to go.

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me and sheryl. its a bit dark though. and we're holding guns by the way.

this is cecilia's version.

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the foto's a bit of a blur cause we asked her to give us a fierce angry expression and i was trembling in fear. hehe.

after that we went home. another nice day. wow, i'm jus having soo many nice days lately. i truly am blessed.

well i'll try to update somemore as soon as i can k. c'mon y'all spread this blog to ur fren and ur fren's fren. they'd love it too.


Saturday, October 15, 2005

hey ants,

c'mon lets take the time machine back to monday, 5th september 2005.


Happy Birthday Azlin!!!

even though u're gorgeous, i still love you. why wouldnt anyone? and you're my number one business client. haha.

coincidentally as well, today happens to be my business development phase 2, marketing and management phase.

i'm not even gonna talk about the hecticity of the few hours before the presentation. all that's important is that the presentation went well.

here's me before the presentation with my bd-mate, sherine.
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clothes by van heusen. they make the most fabulous executive wear.

i wore a bow tie for my presentation. i've always wanted to. haha. Mrs Sarah Lim says i look like a gynaecologist. gosh.

presentation went great and i look fabulous. oh, the powerpoint was gorgeous too. specially dolled up by yours truly. you can always expect OTT chic when i'm doing powerpoints. loves it.

met up with sheryl and jiafang afterwards. we just chilled in da library.

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bush daemud

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paris daedae

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nicole daesu

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these girls would really make some hot chick on chick action. =P

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erm, well not.

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all i want for christmas is my two front teeth.

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a supposedly sad pose.

saw charlene later and took a foto together.

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i couldnt lie down like the rest cause my legs would hit the book shelve.

tuesday, 6th september 2005.

Happy Birthday Sheryl.

you should be jailed for being illegally blonde. i love how u'd always go to the bus stop near my house to take ur bus home. i love talking to you. i love how you'd force me to buy fries for u and jf. i love how u'd squeeze the chocolate rice swiss roll everytime we pass by the drink stall. i love making jokes just to irritate you. but above all, you're a great fun to be with and i love you. like a fren la. sheesh.

ps: i still dont like oreo. get him at least a 2metre radius off me.

quote of the season: i'm caramel. purely hot melted sugar!

vcd recomendation : mean girls


Friday, October 07, 2005

hello ants,

okay y'all it time again for a real update. c'mon lets take the time machine back to tuesday, 23 august 2005.

Happy 19th Birthday Charlene!!!

u've been waiting for this entry and u shall get what u wish now. and y'all better brace yourselves for shitloads of fotos. i'm gonna slave over the com jus to do this for y'all.

two words. appreciate it.

so it was a typical tuesday class started at nine and ended at five. it was already pre-agreed that five of us, namely, me, sheryl, jiafang, cecilia and of course the birthday gal, charlene to go out an celebrate her birthday after school. and i love going out. it puts me in a natural high.


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dun ask

well so after school. we all met up and decided on a place to go. since we all stayed on the red mrt line. we decided upon causeway point cause like its in the centre for everyone. after much contemplation we settled on pizza hut. its been ages since i had pizza hut. so kinda looking forward to it.

ordered yummy food. it was really nice but i didnt really ate much cause i had diarhoea few days before that. so after all that food we decided to take a neoprint.

it turned out really funny.
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so after it all we decided to take fotos. went dwn to some place near the train station and too fotos like nobody's business.

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i told u i was high. haha.

we decided to form a star with our feet.
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guess which is mine. hint: i'm not the one wearing slippers.

next shots are each os us taking individual foto with charlene underneath the lamp post.

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mine. i had to be an attention seeker. haha.

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wad?! evryone has their right to their own ambition k.

then we decided to get some kids that were seating near us to take a group foto of us.

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first shot

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second shot

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the girl's turn

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our code word : TLLM which means tu lei lo mo which is cantonese that translate to fuck your mother. haha.

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a candid shot.

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sheryl's claim to fame

then we got bored with normal simple poses so we spotted a gate nearby and decided to use it as a prop.

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manhunt 2005. haha. cannot make it la.

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charlene with a look of confusion behind bars

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cecilia who looks forever happy to be behind bars

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sheryl looing angry behind bars

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and sheryl doing a tribute to a classmate of ours in school.

if y'all are somewad wondering how come jiafang doesnt have a picture in this theme. well, she refused to do so due to a trauma she faced when she was once a cute little squirrel in a cage. she didnt wanna rake in the past.

doesnt all this cage action reminds u or sm?

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the soup is too salty!

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oh baby. some spanking action. whoah yeah!

then we acted retarded.

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its no fair. sheryl only had to be herself. i had to act.

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lets jus say she's not as light as she seems.

need proof?

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three girls had to carry her together. haha.

well that was it. it was really really really a great day. so many laughs throughout the entire day. i love my friends. every single one of them!


Sunday, October 02, 2005

HOT couture! Moi couture!

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i sooooo WAN this!!!