Of Crimewatch

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CRIMEWATCH


welcome to the first episode of crimewatch

a few days ago, 2 big time criminal were caught by the fashion police walking around town committing a heinous act. they were illegally camwhoring in broad daylight and this made the public extremely queezy.

thanks to our ever hardworking fashion police decked in the latest dolce gabanna red satin police attire(because black is so last season), maroon sun hat from hermes, shades from chanel, louis vuitton knee boots in gold and calf skin gloves with fur trim by fendi. not forgetting a gorgeous crocodile birkin to carry all those weapons (handcuffs, whips, color wheel, pepper spray, sunblock, and cosmetics from mac) because hanging those stuff ard u jus makes u look fat.

Criminal No 1

















- calls herself Shitfart
- real name : Maddie Loh
- occupation : Secretary
- crime : unable to smile properly in front of a camera.
- punishment : 60hours of 'How to smile properly' workshop


Criminal No 2

















- calls himself Ali Joe and sumtimes Alvin Hilton
- real name : Ali Johari
- occupation : customer service
- crime : thinks he is a top model and poses for camera like its gonna be for the cover of vogue
: goes wild when in front of camera and has a tendency to act cute
- punishment : 60 hours of 'How to smile and behave infront of a camera' workshop and 12 hours of therapy to control outburst of camwhoring

In the end...

with the help of the fashion police and hours of theraphy, the convicts are back to being better citizens for the best of mankind.





















toodles.