hello public

my one week break has begun and boy is my schedule tighter than a virgin's pussy. my flight is scheduled for next week's thursday evening. i'm not mentioning further details of my flight in case there'll be hordes of fans and supporters there armed with banners and their autograph book upon my departure.

it'll be my first trip to brunei and i dont have anything to wear. dress code for the evening is smart casual. meaning a polo tee and slacks. i've already settled with my ralph lauren hand lugage bag, now i need a nice pair of loafers to match from pedro, a tone on tone polo tee from lacoste or probably zara and a slick pair of slacks from guess or massimo dutti. i did see some lovely toiletries from marks&spencers that i could bring along as well.

i definitely need to pencil in some shopping time for my trip. but when?

thurs19oct: out with someone
fri20oct: out with sheryl, jf and cecilia
sat21oct: out with ns friends
sun22oct: hari raya shopping with parents
mon23oct: spring cleaning and preps for hari raya
tues24oct: hari raya!!!
wed25oct: out with someone and packing for brunei
thurs26oct: departure.

see! where got slots to pencil or pen so many other things in. but you can always try your luck if you wanna ask me out during this week before i make my public dissapearance act for the following 3 weeks. dont worry, i'll try my best to pencil you in. =)

oh yeah, i've been intending to get an mp4 player. something that can store song, pictures and videos. so which one is better? ipod or creative?


for now, i leave you with an interview with my overexaggerated online persona, Alvin Hilton.


1) Single, Taken, or Crushin?
Alvin Hilton: my heart belongs to vera wang. and paris hilton on weekends.

2) Are you happy with who you are?
definitely not. i'd love a nose job, a chin reconstruction and penile enlargement.

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
not unless i'm wearing ultra high heels and had my g string is flossing my ass. but then, yoga has definitely help me maintain my balance so that i wont fall too easily.

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
of course. no amount of uhu glue could stick it back together. and so i came up with a verse for my song..

i came in here
broken hearted
wanted to shit
but i only farted

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
of course it is. sometimes you have to do the not so right things to make things better. its like white lies. if you see a girl looking sad, just go up to her and tell her how pretty she is no matter how jia lat her face looks. if it makes their day, lie.

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
nope. once bitten, twice shy. once sucked, twice dry. if they could cheat on you once, they'll do it again. not worth it.

7) Have you talked about marriage with another?
yes. and it has freaked out the another. but it was just simple daydreaming.

8) Do you want children?
not at all. i hate kids. they make so much noise, dirty the place and takes up too much of my time.

9) How many?
negative 5.

10) Would you consider adoption?
i'd love to adopt a 17yr old blonde and have incest.

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think a cool way to let you know would be?
dont tell me. keep it to yourself unless you crave rejection.

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
oh but i am impossible to get.

13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
what game? if you're talking about the human iGallop then yeah we do.

14) Do you believe in love at first sight?
thats only pure lust. you love the person for who he or she is inside not outside. but of course appearance do matter. if you look like a cow also how to develop love over time.

15) Are you romantic?
extremely sugar coated when i choose to be. diabetics be warned, i'm potent.

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
a person's behaviour comes from his attitude which comes from his values which are derived from his belief system. so to change someone is to steer their belief.

17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object, where would it be?
singapore. cause all my frens and families are here.

18) Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
i'm quite a stubborn person but i know my limits and when to compromise.

19) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
definitely. paris hilton.

20) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you messed it up?
yeah paris. we could have made that vieo more interative for the viewers.

21) Have you ever broken a heart?
the only heart i've broken is probably a figurine.

22) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
with my life so help me god.


thats it. i love ya.

toodles