hello public

sorry bout the lack of updates over the long weekend. you must have died of boredom with nothing new to read from my blog dont you?

its shocking to see the rise in viewership over the weekend. apparently, there are people who read my blog. hurrah to that! according to my site counter, my blog has been visited over 50 times over the weekend. whooopie!! although there were no new hugs received by my hug machine (which is on the right column if you didnt know) nor any new messages in my tagboard (which is also on the right column). you guys must be like introverted people of something. but whatever it is, Ali Joe is happy to have you here!

spread the joy of realitee for me to clinch world domination! wahahahaha!!



First stop on world domination: Singapore!!!

i'm beyond retard, somebody slap me please. *roll eyes*


since there has been a reasonable rise in demand, i'll provide the much sorted after supply.


let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, sheryl. i think she looks better in the when photographed without flash.



oh dont you agree?

anyways, i met up with my favouritest girls in the planet for dinner at city hall.

we decided upon a place called Changing Appetite in Marina Square for dinner. you know how these magazines and food critics gives rating to places based on food, service and ambience. well, i'm gonna rate this place a 3/10.

1 point for ambience.
another 1 point because i was seated next to a mirror so i can keep checking myself out.
and a final 1 point for effort.

3 points upon 10 is all that they deserve. the food was pathetic and blasphemous. the service was lousy and slower than a sloth on subutex overdose. ridiculous i tell you!

i ordered sirloin steak and what arrived that seems like 20 lightyears later, tasted like car tyres served with a side of plastic roses and baby vomit. which were supposed to be steak, brocoli and mashed potatoes.

irreverent!!!

i definitely wont be the first in line to apply for their loyalty card if they had one.


talking about loyalty cards, i've recently gotten membership for The Body Shop's. i get 10% off everything and other perquisites. so if any of you wanna buy stuff there, holler at me.

well then,

after dinner, i braved through the kalimantan smog for a camwhoring session at the Esplanade roof terrace. i swear i'm gonna get lung cancer just by staying outdoors. but then, a true camwhore does not whine when doing what he loves most.



hahaha!


since i was already breathing in more smoke than a malboro addict, what the heck, keep the flashes coming! anyway, it did start to feel like Genting. hahaha!




anyone out there interested to be a camwhore?

all it takes is a little narcissism and a very thick skin. and i have excess of both!




mommy, i'm in Genting!!!





work the camera darlings!


hahaha!!! okok!! thats it for now... i got more foto's of course but i'll update bout them later.


toodles.