hello public

and so i decided to go to the gym today. and on one of those days apart from the other 742 969 days that i finally decide to move my plus size butt to the gym, something bad had to taint the experience.

while i was busily engrossed trying to figure out the buttons that works the treadmill, my nose caught a sudden whiff of smthing peculiar. smelt familiar. almost like days in secondary sch at the science lab when we're testing for ammonia.

and then was when i noticed this guy on the treadmill next to mine. of all the treadmills, he had to pick the one second nearest to the tv. and i thought that probably the smell would just go away. and after five minutes, mr B-O started sweating like the gym was on fire. and oh golly, i couldnt take it anymore. if i stayed on any longer i would have just collapsed from ammonia poisoning and they'd have to evacuate the whole gym.

made a quick dash for the door as i wait for the oxygen to finally unclog my ammonia filled lungs.
someone should introduce this guy to the deodorant. it could save lives. i didnt mean his, but other people's.


tmr i'm gonna spray calvin kleins on my towel before i go to the gym. if that guy is there again, i'm gonna breathe through my towel ALL the way.





thank god i found smthing on youtube that made my day. it beyonce's concert and calling her talented is an understatement.







xoxo-alijoe