Ali Joe Goes To The Library
cumming soon!
xoxo-alijoe
Friday, April 11, 2008
Saturday, April 05, 2008
hello public
alright, lets do away with all the emo matters and return back again to my himbotic blonde pictorial entries.
weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*skips while flipping hair from side to side*
i was out with some friends of mine yesterday and we started to discuss a certain topic.
in fact, a really TABOO one.
but then since it was amongst guys, it was okay to discuss the topic of...
Your Greatest Fantasy
now it doesnt necessarily need to be sexual. but still, after hearing all the usual fantasies of girls in uniforms, spanking, handcuffs and whatnot, it was then my turn to share my greatest fantasy.
so i gave it a thought for a while and then i blurt out...
"i wanna get locked in a shopping centre overnight. paragon to be specific."
*stunned looks from all the alpha males*
a few seconds and a couple of WTFs later, i tried to redeem myself with an explanation.
"wouldnt be exciting to just run wild into gucci, versace or prada and try on everything. then when i'm hungry, i can just skip to sushi tei (still wearing the clothes i tried on from gucci). accidentally spill soy sauce on the $5000 gucci suit. but thats okay cause i can just go back to prada and try on something else. then eat all the cakes from bakerzin and drink all the green tea frappucino from starbucks. spill something again and change to something from calvin klein this time round. and if i need to shit, i can just wipe my ass on a $9000 versace gown."
*more weird looks from all the alpha males as i start to speak faster and in a higher pitch due to an increase level of excitement."
"damn you're weird!"
and so, awkward silence filled the air for a little while as we continued to munch on our unagi burgers.
while i continue to secretly daydream about my greatest fantasy.
anyway. thank god all my friends arent so rigid alpha males. but once in a while i do manage to infect them with my himbotic blonde bug.
like danny who's love for the camera is so profound that its beyond me.
i met up with him at vivocity cause its been forever since i've been there.
and so the camwhoring begins. but not until i taught him the "Ali Joe Act Cute Number Pose".
i only did 1-6 cause i didnt wanna impart to him the WHOLE skill. i still have to keep some of the secrets of the Act Cute Number Pose.
and since danny was so willing enough to do the number pose with me and the keep me company to whole day, i decided to give him a kiss. KISSES in fact.
just look at the BIG grin on his face!! he likes it alright.
*blinks my fake shu uemera eyelashes*
alright. i've gotsa go pack my bag for camp once again. yet another guard duty on the weekend. sucky sucky. but hey, i just gotta tahan for another 2 months.
2 MORE MONTHS TO ORD!!!!
i cant wait to get out of the camo prints and khaki headdress. SO NOT MY COLOR.
*flicks hair*
till then, love ya and appreciate ya.
xoxo-alijoe
alright, lets do away with all the emo matters and return back again to my himbotic blonde pictorial entries.
weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*skips while flipping hair from side to side*
i was out with some friends of mine yesterday and we started to discuss a certain topic.
in fact, a really TABOO one.
but then since it was amongst guys, it was okay to discuss the topic of...
Your Greatest Fantasy
now it doesnt necessarily need to be sexual. but still, after hearing all the usual fantasies of girls in uniforms, spanking, handcuffs and whatnot, it was then my turn to share my greatest fantasy.
so i gave it a thought for a while and then i blurt out...
"i wanna get locked in a shopping centre overnight. paragon to be specific."
*stunned looks from all the alpha males*
a few seconds and a couple of WTFs later, i tried to redeem myself with an explanation.
"wouldnt be exciting to just run wild into gucci, versace or prada and try on everything. then when i'm hungry, i can just skip to sushi tei (still wearing the clothes i tried on from gucci). accidentally spill soy sauce on the $5000 gucci suit. but thats okay cause i can just go back to prada and try on something else. then eat all the cakes from bakerzin and drink all the green tea frappucino from starbucks. spill something again and change to something from calvin klein this time round. and if i need to shit, i can just wipe my ass on a $9000 versace gown."
*more weird looks from all the alpha males as i start to speak faster and in a higher pitch due to an increase level of excitement."
"damn you're weird!"
and so, awkward silence filled the air for a little while as we continued to munch on our unagi burgers.
while i continue to secretly daydream about my greatest fantasy.
anyway. thank god all my friends arent so rigid alpha males. but once in a while i do manage to infect them with my himbotic blonde bug.
like danny who's love for the camera is so profound that its beyond me.
i met up with him at vivocity cause its been forever since i've been there.
and so the camwhoring begins. but not until i taught him the "Ali Joe Act Cute Number Pose".
i only did 1-6 cause i didnt wanna impart to him the WHOLE skill. i still have to keep some of the secrets of the Act Cute Number Pose.
and since danny was so willing enough to do the number pose with me and the keep me company to whole day, i decided to give him a kiss. KISSES in fact.
just look at the BIG grin on his face!! he likes it alright.
*blinks my fake shu uemera eyelashes*
alright. i've gotsa go pack my bag for camp once again. yet another guard duty on the weekend. sucky sucky. but hey, i just gotta tahan for another 2 months.
2 MORE MONTHS TO ORD!!!!
i cant wait to get out of the camo prints and khaki headdress. SO NOT MY COLOR.
*flicks hair*
till then, love ya and appreciate ya.
xoxo-alijoe
Friday, April 04, 2008
hello public
standing in the middle of a highway
alone and hoping to hitch a ride
a car stopped
intentions uncertain
was it because i was along the way
or does sincerity really exist?
***
today when i saw you
history flashed through my eyes
a glimmer,a sparkle
yet faint.
when i saw the person with you
what glimmered, what sparkled
ceased abrupt like an afternoon drizzle
the hand on yours
felt like jupiter on my shoulders
as gravity gleams with glee
***
just ignore all the stupid shit above. just some thoughts that i decided to note down. i'm tired. national safari has been nothing less than a butthole. being in HQ isnt as easy it seems. i've been ultra busy with so many different task and having a demanding boss isnt helping either. my attempts of explaining to him the works of meritocracy only proved futile.
only 2 months to ord and everyone's being such an ass. doesnt mean that since i project the persona of blonde hair blue eyes, that everything i say should be taken as crap.
this strawberry scented candle is almost running out of wax.
i think its time for me to start playing the game.
its been a while.
***
pictorial entry should be up by sunday morning.
till then,
xoxo-alijoe
standing in the middle of a highway
alone and hoping to hitch a ride
a car stopped
intentions uncertain
was it because i was along the way
or does sincerity really exist?
***
today when i saw you
history flashed through my eyes
a glimmer,a sparkle
yet faint.
when i saw the person with you
what glimmered, what sparkled
ceased abrupt like an afternoon drizzle
the hand on yours
felt like jupiter on my shoulders
as gravity gleams with glee
***
just ignore all the stupid shit above. just some thoughts that i decided to note down. i'm tired. national safari has been nothing less than a butthole. being in HQ isnt as easy it seems. i've been ultra busy with so many different task and having a demanding boss isnt helping either. my attempts of explaining to him the works of meritocracy only proved futile.
only 2 months to ord and everyone's being such an ass. doesnt mean that since i project the persona of blonde hair blue eyes, that everything i say should be taken as crap.
this strawberry scented candle is almost running out of wax.
i think its time for me to start playing the game.
its been a while.
***
pictorial entry should be up by sunday morning.
till then,
xoxo-alijoe
Saturday, March 29, 2008
hello public
i've been a really busy bee this week. got so many tasks assigned to me by my boss,Mr S4. also not forgetting with my never ending guard duty, one on good friday, on thursday and another one tmr. but hey, i guess busy makes my weeks to ORD even faster yeah.
so this week's entry is not gonna be a pictorial one. i aint got ample time to blog cause i need to leave back for camp tonight. ultra sucky.
but at least i managed to complete my goal for this week, which is to sign up for SIM. amidst all the hectics of the week, my boss kindly allowed me early dismissal on friday to submit my application for my degree. since i got all my documents ready except for the passport size photo, i had to make my way to a foto booth somewhere in lavender. now, the only reason why i take any of my passport fotos here is because they're like the only foto shop in singapore that does photoshop to your pic before printing it.
so i got my my dark circles lightened, my pimples removed and a clearer and brighter complexion. isnt that just lovely. ever since i discovered this outlet, i swore never to go back to any other shops again to take my passport fotos.
and so i went all the way to clementi for the registration, had to like wait for an hour cause there was a long queue of people whom were mostly applying for banking and finance or accounting. well, whatever it is, hopefully i get in.
i cant wait to meet more new people and get that damn degree. which IMHO is damn necessary in singapore. can you imagine with our standard of living, in 10 years time, probably all the road sweepers and toilet cleaners have to be at least a diploma holder.
whatever it is, my uni fees are gonna cost my parents a bomb. and this means that i need to get a part time job soon to support myself. anyone out there has any job opportunities for me??
well anyway, let me tell u guys this ridiculous thing that happen to me this week.
well, this one time i was at the traffic light waiting to cross to the train station, there was this blind indian lady waiting to cross. and it suddenly occurred to me, how on earth would she know when the lights turn green? this traffic light is not like those that makes that irritating beeping noise when the green man is on.
and so me being a nice guy, ahem, and modest at the same time, ahem, decided to lend a helping hand. that and the fact that i was the only one on her side of the road and the other side was all filled with people staring at us. so i had to be nice.
so i approached her and said hi, and asked whether i could help her get across. she seemed really pleased about it. and then the lights turn green.
now, in our asian culture, it wouldnt be nice for a random guy to be holding some random woman's hand. and since she was older, i didnt wanna seem disrespectful. so guess what the fuck i did?!?!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
i held on to her stick (the white cane blind people use) and like dragged her along. then she was like really startled, she stop and they was like this awkard 3 seconds of stillness. i bet from the other side, people would have thought i was trying to steal her cane away.
OMFG!!!
then she pulled her can back and held out her hand, which by now, from the other side, looked like she was gonna smack me for trying to steal her cane. so i held on to her hand and led her across. which by then i've already gotten quite a number of weird stares from the people around me.
and we reach across, i swear i saw a little smirk when she said thank you.
-____________________-'''
well, that ads to my list of not to do anymore. dont give up seats to pregnant ladies (cause they might just be fat). dont smile at random people (cause they might be laughing at that gummy bear stuck on your shirt) and the most recent one dont help blind people (cause people might think i'm trying to steal her cane).
i'm like so retarded, its not even funny.
thanks god. thanks SO MUCH.
well, thats it for this week. y'all take care.
xoxo-alijoe
i've been a really busy bee this week. got so many tasks assigned to me by my boss,Mr S4. also not forgetting with my never ending guard duty, one on good friday, on thursday and another one tmr. but hey, i guess busy makes my weeks to ORD even faster yeah.
so this week's entry is not gonna be a pictorial one. i aint got ample time to blog cause i need to leave back for camp tonight. ultra sucky.
but at least i managed to complete my goal for this week, which is to sign up for SIM. amidst all the hectics of the week, my boss kindly allowed me early dismissal on friday to submit my application for my degree. since i got all my documents ready except for the passport size photo, i had to make my way to a foto booth somewhere in lavender. now, the only reason why i take any of my passport fotos here is because they're like the only foto shop in singapore that does photoshop to your pic before printing it.
so i got my my dark circles lightened, my pimples removed and a clearer and brighter complexion. isnt that just lovely. ever since i discovered this outlet, i swore never to go back to any other shops again to take my passport fotos.
and so i went all the way to clementi for the registration, had to like wait for an hour cause there was a long queue of people whom were mostly applying for banking and finance or accounting. well, whatever it is, hopefully i get in.
i cant wait to meet more new people and get that damn degree. which IMHO is damn necessary in singapore. can you imagine with our standard of living, in 10 years time, probably all the road sweepers and toilet cleaners have to be at least a diploma holder.
whatever it is, my uni fees are gonna cost my parents a bomb. and this means that i need to get a part time job soon to support myself. anyone out there has any job opportunities for me??
well anyway, let me tell u guys this ridiculous thing that happen to me this week.
well, this one time i was at the traffic light waiting to cross to the train station, there was this blind indian lady waiting to cross. and it suddenly occurred to me, how on earth would she know when the lights turn green? this traffic light is not like those that makes that irritating beeping noise when the green man is on.
and so me being a nice guy, ahem, and modest at the same time, ahem, decided to lend a helping hand. that and the fact that i was the only one on her side of the road and the other side was all filled with people staring at us. so i had to be nice.
so i approached her and said hi, and asked whether i could help her get across. she seemed really pleased about it. and then the lights turn green.
now, in our asian culture, it wouldnt be nice for a random guy to be holding some random woman's hand. and since she was older, i didnt wanna seem disrespectful. so guess what the fuck i did?!?!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
i held on to her stick (the white cane blind people use) and like dragged her along. then she was like really startled, she stop and they was like this awkard 3 seconds of stillness. i bet from the other side, people would have thought i was trying to steal her cane away.
OMFG!!!
then she pulled her can back and held out her hand, which by now, from the other side, looked like she was gonna smack me for trying to steal her cane. so i held on to her hand and led her across. which by then i've already gotten quite a number of weird stares from the people around me.
and we reach across, i swear i saw a little smirk when she said thank you.
-____________________-'''
well, that ads to my list of not to do anymore. dont give up seats to pregnant ladies (cause they might just be fat). dont smile at random people (cause they might be laughing at that gummy bear stuck on your shirt) and the most recent one dont help blind people (cause people might think i'm trying to steal her cane).
i'm like so retarded, its not even funny.
thanks god. thanks SO MUCH.
well, thats it for this week. y'all take care.
xoxo-alijoe
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