Of Alvin Hilton On Maxsin

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a few entries ago, a top notch high fashion magazine, Voguew interviewed an 'Up and Cumming(pun intended)' celebrity and heir to the Hotel 41 empire, Alli Joe. famed for his 4 part private video that was leaked into the world wide web, Alli Joe gave a controversial response to the interview which raked in an amazing response to the article.

this time around Realitee@Blogspot is proud to publish another griping interview that a raunchy international magazine, Maxsin has done with the hot and hung local porn star Alvin Hilton. Famous for his roles in the S&M video, Police and Thief and also the orgy video, Under One Roof. Alvin Hilton also made cameo appearances in Hollywood features like Saving Ryan's Privates, Bareback Mountain and the hollywood blockbuster, Free Willie. and yeah, not forgetting his special appearance in Madonna's music video for HUNG UP (which we heard was initially titled Hung & Up).

Maxsin caught up with the actor in the midst of erecting another video for his latest role as a horny domestic helper in this new local production, The Maid. Alvin Hilton manages to squeeze a few minutes of his precious time at recording studio, Passion to do this interview with Vanita Gina( pronounced as vah-knee-ta-jai-na) of Maxsin to talk about love, life and everything else.

V. Gina: hey AlvHil, can i call you AlvHil? it sounds so much cooler. what an honour it is to have this opportunity for this interview.
Alvin Hilton: hey there Miss Vanita Gina. how bout i call you Va Gina. sounds waaaaaaaaaaay cooler.

V. Gina: er, never. anyway. r u afraid of being single?
AH: darling, if you're a hot celebrity like me and not to mention, damn hung, people flock to you like bees to honey. who doesnt wanna marry a man with a loaded 9 inch gun.

V. Gina: wat do u do wen u can't sleep?
AH: i put this cd into my cd player and it just soothes me to sleep. it's titled 'Mating Moans of The Animal Kingdom'. i simply love nature!!

V. Gina: how far wld u go to get something u desire?
AH: i am the object of desire. but i wouldnt mind oralling Marc Jacobs to get some Louis Vuittons. i'm a pro u know.

V. Gina: do u go 4 personality or looks?
AH: definitely looks, personality can be shaped and trained but looks cant change. if you're born ugly, then thats too bad. get in line for celebrity plastic surgeon extraordinare, Woffles Wu. its like you can train a monkey to be nice but he's still ugly. when you're ugly, nothing goes for you.

V. Gina: wat makes u happy?
AH: a multi orgasm and bedding paris hilton.

V. Gina: r u horny at times?
AH: the question is am i NOT horny at times?

V. Gina: in ur opinion, wat do u tink of sex?
AH: its all in a days work.

V. Gina: wat do u usually do @nite..?
AH: drag. i used to work with kumar at the now defunct boom boom room. it brings out my feminine side.

V. Gina: wich Instant Messaging programs do uuse?
AH: men sucks nenepok (msn)

V. Gina: wat's fav. meal?
AH: Double Ds. i'm such a sucker.

V. Gina: wat's ur fav color?
AH: red. its signifies hot blooded passion.

V. Gina: ur best frenz?
AH: i call him willie. without him i aint having no fun and i wont be having my current job as a porn star.

V. Gina: ur crush..?
AH: jessica simpson, fuck nick lachey, you can eat my tuna anytime even if you think it comes from a chicken.

V. Gina: ur loved ones..
AH: a dildo, some lube and one night of passion.

V. Gina: r u in love..?
AH: yeah. with a fendi spy bag.

V. Gina: r u good wif computers?
AH: i only use my computer for 2 things. porn and blogging.

V. Gina: wat r ur hobbies?
AH: osim makes really good sex toys. Uzap makes a really good vibrator and the i-gallop
is simply a pleasure ride. dildos are optional.

V. Gina: last thing u ate?
AH: a schlong

V. Gina: last ting u drank?
AH: undiluted barley. ahem.

V. Gina: do u like seafood?
AH: i love oysters. i head that they're a great aphrodisiac.

V. Gina: wat iz ur fav place 2 hang out @?
AH: i am already hung out.

V. Gina: worst insult u ever heard abt urself?
AH: i dont taste nice with whipped cream. hmmph!!

V. Gina: best compliment u hv received frm someone?
AH: that i am a great fireman with a long hose that shoots out holy water to calm the burning passion of the bitches.

V. Gina: r u picky?
AH: yeah. its not being demanding. i have my preferences. i simply dont do it with a girl that has a hair nipple. i might choke on a furball.

V. Gina: places to go on a blind date wif someone?
AH: i dont date the blind. sorry wei lian.

V. Gina: thanks for your time.
AH: the pleasures all mine. i simply jadore your name by the way.



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