Of An Interview With Voguew

hello public

once again, my life has been another blah. it has been work work work for me. if i aint working, i'd be renting vcds and watching them at home or i could be going out with frens. recently also i havent been feeling to well, i donno why but i've been feeling abit lightheaded(not that i already am) and abit nausea and giddiness. its so frustrating to do anything when u're not feeling at your prime. i even had to cancel some appointment i made with friends.

may 29 marks my one year anniversary with silvercity. i have pondered and decided that i need a new breath of fresh air, a change in environment and also a variety in my work experience. i am now in search for a new temporary part time job if my schedule permits me after that date. i've heard that some of my friends have received their enlistment letter to National Slavery and are bound for life amidst lush grenery in the early days of june. i've yet to receive mine but that doesnt mean i'm eagerly anticipating. i look at it as a resort where i can breathe in fresh air, be closer to nature, get a nice tan and loose a couple of pounds. what's more, i'm getting paid for it.

alright, i did this questionairre in my previous entry and i found it rather entertaining when i totally have zilch to blog. this time, an extensively famous and glamourous magazine, Voguew has decided to interview the up and coming celebrity Alli Joe on life. Alli Joe is the heir to the Hotel 41 empire. with his claim to fame being his nationwide success 4 part private video 'SPstudentcaughtintheact' which was leaked when he lost his laptop.

this interview is a direct exclusive from LA, Lorong Ahsoo where Voguew's top reporter Tyler Bangs gets and up close with the star.

Tyler Bangs (TB) : hello Alli Joe, its a great pleasure for me to have this opportunity to get up close and personal with such a well known name in this nation. i see that you clad in the latest Hermes, Vuitton and Chanel.

Alli Joe (AJ) : loves it! isnt it gorgeous, looks like the real thing aint it? i just got it air flown from china 2 days ago. by the way, its Hismes, Vertton and Channel.


TB: Do you like chinese food?
AJ: i'm not that big on chinese cuisine but i do love the fortune cookies. my love for food is more on the italian side. loves pizza and pasta. gotta maintain my prosperous figure u see.


TB: How big is your bed?
AJ: big enough for an orgy.


TB: Is your room clean?
AJ: clean, sterilised and disinfected. gotta give props to room service for that.


TB: Laptop or desktop computer?
AJ: after loosing my laptop and all my private 4 part home video got distributed to the world, i'm definitely, still sticking to a laptop.


TB: Favorite comedian?
AJ: you've simply got to love jim carey movies. whats there not to love?


TB: Sleep with or without clothes on?
AJ : hahaha. come and find out.


TB: Who do you sleep with every night?
AJ: a blowup doll, mariah, i've had it ever since my puberty.


TB: Do long distance relationships work?
AJ: you know the great thing about it is that the other person never knows how many affairs you're having. i simply j'adore long distance relationship.


TB: How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
AJ: countless times. those pesky fashion police are always after me!


TB: Pancakes or french toast?
AJ: i love pancakes with tonnes of honey and butter. i can just feel all those calories oozing in my bloodstream.


TB: Do you like coffee?
AJ: hate it. i only drink soda.


TB: How do you like your egg
AJ: still in my uterus, thankyouverymuch!


TB: Do you believe in astrology?
AJ: i was once a virgo until i lost it to my next door neighbour.


TB: Last person you talked to on the phone?
AJ: nicollete richy. apart from all the rumours, we're still friends. its just publicity. haha.


TB: Last person on your missed call list?
AJ: Michelle Jackson, was trying to inquire who her plastic surgeon is. i dont want my nose to break like hers.


TB: What was the last text message you received?
AJ: 'you bitch! get the fuck off kevin' it was from britney.


TB: Mcdonalds or Burger King?
AJ: carlsjunior. i gotta support it since i endorse it. didnt u see my ad where i was clad in bits of spandex eating a burger on the front of a proton.


TB: Number of pillows?
AJ: none. my blowup doll, mariah already has two huge plush pillows.


TB: What are you hearing right now?
AJ: what are you hearing right now.


TB: Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
AJ: i dont wanna hear, i dont wanna know, please dont say forgive me. i heard it all before and i can take care of myself.


TB: What kind of jelly do you like onyour sandwich?
AJ: KY


TB: Can you play pool?
AJ: i dont swim that well.


TB: Do you know how to swim?
AJ: i might have done countless swimswear calendar editions but that doesnt mean i swim.


TB: Favorite ice cream?
AJ: rums and raisins always gets me drunk.


TB: What color is your purse / bag?
AJ: its a pearl Channel bag.


TB: Tell me a random fact.
AJ: tuna comes from dolphin


TB: Ever play spin the bottle?
AJ: i dont my drinks with lots of bubbles.


TB: Ever attend a theme party?
AJ: yeah. this once i dressed as a glam celebrity(not that i already am not) in this gorgeous faux brown fur coat and everyone thought i came as king kong.


TB: What is your favorite season?
AJ: salt.


TB: Favorite quote?-
AJ: oh, my guccis, my pradas, my dolce gabbanas!!!


TB: Last time you laughed at something stupid?
AJ: few minutes ago. when u walked into the room.


TB: What time did you wake up this morning?
AJ: the only mornings i see these days are 2 o clock in the morning.


TB: Best thing about winter?
AJ: santa.


TB: Name of your first pet?
AJ: pussy.


TB: Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
AJ: not unless he's orlando bloom.


TB: What do you do on weekdays?
AJ: make more private videos.


TB: What are you doing this weeken
AJ: i'm jetting off to africa. i'm going to be with all those poor kids. i've heard that trying to swat all those flies while trying to talk to them is such a good workout.


TB: Are you desperate for anything right now?
AJ: oh darling, i'm dying for a big O right now.


TB: alright alli joe. it has been a great time doing this interview with you. i'm afraid we've come to an end. we wish you luck in you future endeavours. thank you.
AJ: oh finally! i thought it will never end.





toodles.