hello public

this week's big hoo haa was definitely the Oscars. its wasnt who won what that made the tabloids but instead, who wore who.






















first on my list, ms penelope cruz donning versace. i looooooove that color and how gorgeous it looks on her skin. but the dress isnt working for me. it looks like she wore this nice satin minidress and then decided too use a woolly carpet to keep her legs warm. i wonder how many sheeps had to die for her dress.























here we have beyonce knowles wearing an armani prive. contrary to her usual over the top dresses fully embellished with bling blings, this is a nice subtle piece. though two things are not working for me here. first is that ugly floral thing that goes across her chest to the shoulders. sometimes less is more ms deja vu. and secondly, i hate the hair. either lustrous curls or shiny flat hair would be gorgeous for this dress. but what she has is just volumed, dull, flat ironed hair. its like so normal. common. bleah.























the sophisticated gwyneth paltrow in a mermaid dress by zac posen. i love how gwyneth loves earthy fabrics like cotton and linen but the color isnt working for me. we're in the midst of spring summer season and she looks like she's wearing something from last season. its so autumn. and i hate the top part of her dress. awkwardly demure i call it.
























the latest it girl, jennifer hudson in oscar de la renta. somebody noticed her buffalo wings and decided to give her this starking metallic silver python jacket which does nothing to compliment that dress or her skin tone. i'm fine with the dress and i love how it doesnt make her look that fat. but girl, that posture! preposterous!!! you look like a four breasted bear. where you place your hands are also important.






















simply gorgeous!! jeniffer lopez looks fantastic in this empire gown by marchesa. i have a little fetish for empire gowns u see. i find women who wear them looks really classy. i love the color too. but dont you think she looks a bit pregnant?






















now we have cameron diaz in a white valentino. one word, SAFE. nothing wow about the dress nor is there anything booable. i loove how she looks as a brunette though.






















finally, ending our oscar runway special, we have nicole kidman wrapped up with a bow on her shoulder in balenciaga. the last thing you want to do is blend in at the oscars. i'm not talking about blending in with the other celebrities, but instead with the carpet. and you know how celebrities love to be the first one wearing the designer piece. well, i guess her dress came posted late. chinese new year was like so 2 weeks ago darling.


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okay okay thats it for this entry. if you're wondering bout my life, there's nothing special going on. i did get a haircut though and i finally bought a wallet and its purple.

my national safari life? in the weeks to come, more outfields and guard duties. oh, and not forgetting the runs. everyday run run run for 10km. my knees are begging for mercy.

i hate zits!

toodles.