Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Of Internship & Lousy Parents

hello public,

after my unaccomplished mission-shopping-spree on wednesday(see previous post for details), its back to work for me. thursday, friday, saturday and monday are my workdays for the week. nothing much happened at work. there are however new additions to the gold vagina family. there are 3 students on internship attachment with 2 being from ngee ann polytechnic and 1 from singapore polytechnic. i got a chance to work with the two ngee ann ones and they're really fun to work with, very chatty and bubbly and all.

then on monday, i was selected by the managers to train the sp intern. me?? a trainer?? hahaha. i'm laughing my beep off. haha, i'm like major blur and i have to train people. its like the blind leading the blind. hohoho. but i did try my best and i hope she could grasp the whole thing.

monday at work was slightly hectic as compared to other mondays cause this monday was a special monday. its the first day of the march term break. and there were so many kids. and of course, some of my friends might know of my displeasure with children. i find children irritating and noisy. yeah yeah, that description sounds like me to but at least i know when to shut up. and what i'm more irritated with is those parents who couldnt give a flying fuck about their little devils who are causing mayhem. the parents jus stand there and ignore the fact that their spawns are disrupting the peace of the people at large. but they could jus be numb about it cause they probably see it everyday.

i feel that kids should be punished and reprimanded when they misbehave. parents who only try to talk sense into a kid after they do something wrong are stupid. the kids like are 4 years old and wont probably give a damn, they'd just forget it in the next minute. i'm a firm believer that u should scold the kid and punish the kid by inflicting pain. inflicting pain here doesnt mean pouring hot water on your child or placing the hot iron on parts of their body, no, thats reserved for our domestic helpers. instead, we should smack them on their booty or pinch them or even cane them. i believe that these are essential when bringing up a child. the thing here is that u dont want to cause intensive hurt to ur child but u want them to feel pain so that they'd be reminded not to do it again.

there was this one incident that i saw at a clinic. they was this chubby little 3 yr old running ard the place. the mum didnt do anything. the little bugger was an attention seeker, trying to perform a dance or something in front of the few people who were trying to watch the tv while waiting for their qeue number to be called. since everybody ignored him and the mum didnt do anything, the boy decided to step up a notch on his antic and chekily switched off the telly that some people were watching. one man was clearly annoyed about that fat fuck's behaviour. so he scolded the boy saying something like, 'eh! people are watching tv! dont play ar!'. the mother seeing her child being discipline by a stranger wasnt one happy lady. she stared at that man fiercely and said in a stern tone, 'oi! dont u anyhow scold my son ok!' then she comforted her son and walked away. she didnt even switch the telly back on. one of the nurses came and switch the tv back on a short while later.

now, the boy was again running around the place and the mother still couldnt care less. it was really irritating, the little boy who probably had too much sugar and is now thinking that he's some ultraman or ninja turtle prancing up and down for the unwilling audience. then my mum said, 'eh, so poor thing ar the mother, kids this age very naughty, run here run there.' i was in fact want really in a good mood with this energetic sack of potatoes running around making a big hoo haa. so i said in a loud voice, 'eh, why the mother so poor thing? its her own fault wad!! she dont even know how to take care of her own child. she cant even be bothered.' with this statement, a saw a few sniggers amongst some people sitting around me and also a rude stare from the mother of the devil herself. at least then, that woman took the little boy to walk ard outside the clinic. finally, peace. amen.

so? whose fault do you think it was? the mother who couldnt control her child or the child himself?

well well, lets move on to counting my blessings. at present, i've received a total of 11 050 hugs. it was 10 912 total hugs at last count which is technically 2 days ago. so thats makes 138 hugs in 2 days. which calculates to 69 hugs per day. thanks everyone. ur hugs means a lot to me. its so nice to feel loved and huggable. u know what to do to make me happier, click click click.

alvinhiltonlovesyouifyoulovehimtoo.

thats it for the moment. enjoy yourself. love, peace and happiness!

toodles.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi there! I'm so sorry for not keeping in touch sooner! Let's meet up some time k?

oh and here *hug* another one for the counter! =P

ALI JOE said...

ali*ps

omg. you haven left comments since forever, i thought u died and went to heaven!!!

yeah. sure lets meet up!!! u tell me when u're free and i'll see my planner and i can schedule a day!