Thursday, March 02, 2006

Of SMRT & Butches

hello public,

first and foremost i apologise for not blogging for the past two days. however, this apology is only to those whom for the past two days has been logging in to my blog to check for new updates but only to be dissapointed. and also to those who are suffering from withdrawal syndrom caused by the lack of updates.

the pass two days has been one of the most hectic two days i've been through. monday was my e-commerce paper which i had at 2pm. the night before, i logged on to my school's website to check out the past year paper to somehow get a feel of how tmr's paper will be like. to my disdain, there were a million of memorising work to be done. and since i havent really memorise anything, that means i've got 9 chapters to memorise, pronto!

since it was getting a bit late and the paper was the next day at 2pm. i pushed the memorising session to the next morning. set my alarm clock at 9am.

and suprise suprise, i woke up at 11.30am. haha. i thank the lord though that i didn t wake up at 1 or smthing. so i quickly, packed my stuff and washed up to go to school. in other words, this means that no memorising was done. tsk tsk. so reached school. did exam and there were multiple questions that i couldnt answer. damn.

so i rushed home later cause the next day at 9am is my finance exam. so i practiced my tutorials and was really stumped at a lot of questions. so i called horsey to ask her a few questions. then she told me that she's in amk library studying with dolphin. so i decided to join them since amk library is like 5 mins walk from my house. so we sat down at cafe galilee and practiced the tutorials from chapter 9 till 15. was doing the tutorials all the way till the library was about to close. then we moved to macdonalds to continue. by the time we decided to call it a day, it was 10.30pm. so we left for home. there was still chapter 16 that i havent practice yet due to time constraints. so i studied further all the way till 1++ am. then i went to sleep. i need to sleep before an exam or else i get groggy and cant do it. and its also bad, to enter the exam hall with eye bags. all bags are to be left at the front of the room, eye bags are bags too right, so that wrong. haha. then, you don wanna come in to the exam hall looking like u studied the whole day and night. its jus so not cool. the trick here is to make it look effortless. *glows*

the next day was a BAD day. left my house ard 7.45am so that i'll reach school ard 20mins early. and of all things, when i board the train, it didnt move for a few minutes, then they announced that due to some train problem at somerset, train will be delayed for a short while. this has happened before, usually in the morning cause there's too many trains. the distant between each other is like 1 minute. so they wait a while for the train in front to move. then like in 1mins or 2, everything's back to normal. but here, it stalled for 5mins, then i moved, before it reached bishan station, it stalled for another 5 mins, then they announced, 'due to some track fault at dhoby ghaut this train will be delayed for another 10 minutes'. fuck. since its like 8.10am already and my paper starts at 9am. i decided to go out and hail a cab.

went out and there was this long queue at the cab stand with no cabs at all. so i decided to move further in front and wait for a cab. but still no cab AT ALL. after like 10 minutes and no cab. i decided to take the train back to amk and take a cab from there. knowing at this time in the morning is bound to be heavy traffic. the train towards jurong east wasnt affected but it was abit too late to take a train to school. but i took it to amk. before i board the train, they were still anouncing that the train will be delayed for 10minutes. they were announcing the same thing for the past 10 minutes. uurgh. on the train i met dolphin. then i told him about what happened then we both decided to alight at amk to hail a cab. and we alighted at amk. crossed the road and waited for a cab. usually it takes a few seconds to get a cab in amk. but apparently, luck wasnt on my side. and at this time in the morning, traffic will be excruciatingly slow ard lornie road and holland road. damn. we waited for like 30mins for a cab. i looked at my watch and its 8.45am. 15 minutes till exam start. i was on the verge of tears cause i was freaking out!! i called my father and he said that he could fetch me to school but it'll be on his bike. but i was with dolphin, i couldnt jus leave him there. so i told my dad its ok.

5 minutes later a cab arrived. BLESSED BE. we thought that hey at least we wont be that late. then another fucked up thing happened. there was really slow traffic at lornie road beside mac ritchie. so fucking slow. i've never experience such slow traffic before when i take cab to school in the mornings. and it was caused by this fucker. this fucker who had to have an accident during peak hour of the morning. slowing EVERYBODY down. i dont get it? how do u have an accident when traffic is congested and slow. his front part of the car was like smashed. how the hell did this mother fucker crash into something when everybody was moving at 40km and hour. uurgh. at least after that traffic was smoother till we reach school. i reach my exam hall 20minutes late!!! its a finance exam lei, there's tonnes of calculation to do. uurgh!!!

FUCK YOU SMRT!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

finance paper was terrible and i dont wanna talk about it. after exam, a bunch of my clasmates wanted to go kbox to celebrate since today was the last paper. i decided to tag along. but on the way there i didnt feel to well. must have been the lack of sleep and the distress in the morning. so i decided to go home instead.

at home, the first thing i did was sleeep. then i woke up and watch bruce almighty. the show was quite nice. its about this guy who has a bad day and terrible life and blames it on god. then god let him be god for one day and he has god's powers. and you know, one thing bugged me in the show. god was black. i donno. i think its stereotype that god is white or smthing in america. but in this movie he's not white. which i found wierd. haha.


after that watched american idol and america's next top model follwed by the simple life. american idol was okay, i think during judging nobody cares what paula and randy says. everybody just wanna know what simon says. and that makes the show interesting. simon cowell is like a major part of the show. they cant replace ryan, paula and randy but nobody can replace simon.

then i watched america next top model. the model i like most got voted off. sad. i like kim alot . if u're wondering which one is kim, its the butch. haha. yeah, i know, i got a thing for butches. hahaha! watch out hockey girl(my class butch). muahaahahahahaha!!!!!!

after that of course is the show my darling is acting in. yeah, my wife. miss hilton. how else do u think i got my name Alvin Hilton. haha. paris was a darling in the show. as always. she's hot la. Undeniably. i wouldnt mind being on a video with her. its gonna be more massive than NYP's i tell u.hahahaha.

alright, i have to get ready to go to work soon. oh yeah before that. lets count my blessings. hahaha. at this point of time, i got 10 606 hugs in total. hahahahahaha. idonno what to say already people. i'm having multiple orgasms on the spot!!! at last count, i had 1209 hugs. that means i got 9397 hugs in the course of 2 days. whoah!! somebody really wants to get blowed by me huh? hahahaha. identify yourself and i'll satisfy u inner desires. yep, inner desires. i'm talking bout ur stomach, dumb dumbs. i'll cook u smthing that i'm really good at. cream seafood spaghetti. yummy!!!!!!! i'm drooling already. oh yah, hugs increased by 777.2539%. i love u guys!!! give me more hugs and i'll love u more!!!!

and those who dont, i dont understand. dont u have a conscience?

oh yah, thanks to wikipedia, i got this little excerpt that explains what i'm feeling right now.

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who needs manuals?! i got u guys!!

alright thats it for now, i need to go get ready for work. toodles. .

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